A kindergarten teacher brought in LifeSavers candy to reinforce colors and begin talking about the 5 senses.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children
could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh Nooooo! They're ass-holes!"
The teacher had to leave the room!
