Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Guts vs. Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: here
is the medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really
know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
met by your  wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you
still cleaning, or are  you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your
wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.